Generation X – Raised on Neglect, Powered by Sarcasm
Welcome to Generation X: the smallest generation with the thickest skin. This shirt proudly salutes
those born between 1965 and 1980, who survived latchkey childhoods, questionable parenting advice,
and a steady diet of hose water and TV dinners—and somehow turned out fine (mostly).
Featuring a bold, battle-worn red X, this design says what history already knows: Gen X didn’t need
participation trophies, trigger warnings, or instruction manuals. They learned independence early because… well…
no one was around to help. 😏
The circular text sums it up perfectly: “The smallest because the strong survived.” Translation:
fewer of us, tougher than nails, and completely unimpressed by your drama.
Perfect for:
- People who remember life before the internet
- Masters of sarcasm and eye-rolling
- Anyone who grew up feral and calls it “character building”
- Gen Xers who don’t need validation… but will accept a cool shirt
Put it on, crack a smirk, and remind the world that while other generations argue online,
Generation X is still quietly running everything.
.: Made with 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton.
