My Pet Rock[et] Unisex Soft-style T-Shirt

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My Pet Rocket[et]

Meet the only pet that doesn’t need food, water, or emotional validation—just a strong belief in precious metals and liftoff 🚀🪙

This shirt features a shiny silver rocket blasting through space, casually shedding silver coins like loose change at escape velocity. Front and center is the bold declaration “My Pet Rock(et)”, because calling silver a “pet rock” only works until it develops engines and leaves Earth’s gravity behind.

Perfect for stackers, silver bugs, and anyone who knows their “rock” isn’t lazy—it’s just waiting for launch clearance. Warning: may cause smug smiles, knowing nods, and unsolicited conversations about inflation.

.: Made with 100% USA grown ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton.